Intro

Before I get started, let me introduce you to my fairly popular song titled "Bad Jokes/Dad Jokes" which is currently being played in radio stations across the world in places I'm still learning how to pronounce and didn't even know existed.

Now, let me start. Here they go!

1. Why did Pluto leave our solar system? Because it saw Uranus.

2. What do you call an angel’s poop? Holy Shit.

3. Do you know why women’s breasts are divided? Because Manchester United.

4. Why did Adele finally stop crying? Because she met someone like you.

5. Sam had sung at the tech event. Do you know why? Because he was wanted to sell phones.

6. What did Luke do when he got high? He went Sky Walking.

7. Why didn’t the Phoenix get reborn? Because it was Joaqin.

8. Cows and bulls hardly fight to their death. When they do, you know there was a lotta Stake.

9. If I pour my drink on my cat, what does it become?  A Wet Ass Pussy.

10. Why do ladies love Mushrooms? Because he’s a fun guy.

11. Name one animal that’s out of this world. Holy Cow! That’s out of this world.

12. Why was Adele mad at the rain? Because She couldn’t set fire to it. (Crazy b**ch!)

13. My name is not Ed But... but I’m always Sheeran my jokes.

14. I once met a girl, and she told me she really loved Pokemon. I said to her, “Girl, I wouldn’t Pikachu!

15. What did the dog say to the ceiling? Roof.

16. Why is it a bad idea to fight with a Vietnamese? Because they always Nguyen.

17. What did the cow say to Ludacris? Mooooove Bi**ch.

18. A doctor in Nepal said his name to me and it was strange. I was surprised, I marveled!

19. What did Hulk do after his dinner date? He smashed!

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